I scooped them.
Here's mine (posted April 28).
Here's Invisible Oranges' (Posted May 17).
Here's MTVKorea's (Posted May 17).
Though I get no mention and had nothing to do with Pat Lukens blowing up, I take solace in the fact that I scooped 'em all because I obsessively check my email and have nothing better to do. But I still rule.
Suck it, MTVKorea.
Gloating accomplished; posting resumes tomorrow.